Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for January 23, 1996
Transcript:
Val: Sis, the men you pick up always leave you. It's time to start recognizing the signs. Joan: What signs? Val: The last time you saw Leon he went out for milk. Did he take anything with him? Joan: A suitcase. Val: And that didn't make you even slightly suspicious?! Joan: It wasn't a big suitcase! Val: Just big enough for your savings, his swim trunks, and a ticket to the Virgin Islands.