Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 09, 1996
Transcript:
Val: So, how long to fix it? Mechanic: That depends. Val: How much? Mechanic: That depends. Val: When will you know? Mechanic: That depends. Val: On what?! Mechanic: On how soon you go away. Val: Fine. Call me a cab. Mechanic: You're a cab. Ha ha hoo heee Val: I hope he laughs that hard when my check bounces.