Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for August 26, 1996
Transcript:
Gramma: Val, dear, I know you've got a lot going on. Maybe I could help out a little more. Val: That would be great, mom. How would you like to take the girls school shopping? Gramma: I'd rather scrub the bathroom floor on my knees with a Q-tip between my teeth. Val: Coward.