Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for October 26, 1998
Transcript:
Alix: Let's pretend one doll is the big sister and the other doll is the little sister... Hey, big sis? Wanna play a game? Why would I want to play with a little dweeb like you? Oh yeah? You're the ugliest big sister I ever saw! Let's cut off all your hair!! Better yet, let's pretend you think the floor is a trampoline, but it's not. Holly: Ok ok. I'll play one more stupid game of "Uno" with you!
That’s some reaaaal passive-aggressiveness there…