Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for October 28, 1998
Transcript:
Holly: What's up? Alix: Max and I are playing "Mommy Goes on a Date". Mommy's date falls off a bridge and is eaten by alligators. Holly: Alix, mom and Officer Jackson just went out for dinner. She'll be home by nine. It's no big deal. Alix: I know. And this is the part where he gets eaten by piranhas.
Aw. Sweet childhood fun.