Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 04, 2000
Mr. Jeffcoat; Look, lady. My kid is your best player. If you can't take her to the next level, I'll find a coach who can. Coach: Mr. Jeffcoat, they're only 13. Our goal is to learn team play, gain some self-esteem, and have fun. Mr. Jeffcoat: What about the future? College scholarships? The WNBA? Girl: Sigh. Coach: For now, can't their future just be - pizza? Girls: Yeaaaahhhhh!