Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for February 03, 2002
Val: Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess... Val: She sat in her chamber, braiding her hair and staring into the mirror... Val: Waiting for some handsome prince to carry her off to his castle on the hill. Holly: Sigh. Val: Unfortunately, she was delusional. Val: The royal income was miniscule, the castle didn't even have indoor plumbing, and the prince lied when he said he liked to go dancing. Val: So the moral of our story is... Holly: I know, I know. Go to college. Alix: Read the one about the seven dwarfs and their benefits package!