Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for August 30, 2002
Val: Huff! Snarl! Holly: Snarl! Huff! Joan: HOw goes the school shopping? Val: Miserably. She hates everything I pick out. Joan: Isn't this cute? Holly: Aunt Joan! I love it! Where did you find it?! Val: What makes you so hip? Joan: the fact that I'm not you?