Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for September 17, 2008
Transcript:
Val: Why are you dieting? You look fine. Woman: You should see me naked. Val: Rena, no one our age looks good naked. That's why God gave us fashion. Woman: So... I don't need a diet... just a better wardrobe? Val: Waiter! Bring this woman a burger and a fresh credit card!!
It’s funny because it’s true! I spent the last 9 months of my life on a diet that would make me look better in my clothes. The diet that makes you look good naked is a whole OTHER diet!