Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for July 11, 2009
Transcript:
Val: Wally...does Andy think you're OLD. Wally: Sure. He thinks I'm a total GEEZER. Val: Does it bother you? Wally: Heck no. Wally: He'll be facing bad knees and receding hairline in NO time. Val: For a nice guy you have a serious MEAN streak. Wally: And hemorrhoids! He's BOUND to get hemorrhoids!
Like I always say to 20-somethings who call me old: “That’s OK, your turn’s coming.”