Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for July 04, 2024

Waitress:

Well, there’s egg and bacon,egg sausage and bacon

Egg and spam

Egg, bacon and spam

Egg, badon, sausage and spam

Spam, bacon, sausage and spam

Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam

Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam

Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)