So this guy’s going for his first parachute jump. He exits the plane, counts to ten and pulls the rip cord. Nothing happens, so he pulls it again. Still nothing so he pulls his emergency cord and still nothing. He’s falling faster and sees someone rising into the air and shouts to him, “Do you know anything about parachutes?” The man replies, “No. Do you know anything about Coleman stoves?”
So this guy’s going for his first parachute jump. He exits the plane, counts to ten and pulls the rip cord. Nothing happens, so he pulls it again. Still nothing so he pulls his emergency cord and still nothing. He’s falling faster and sees someone rising into the air and shouts to him, “Do you know anything about parachutes?” The man replies, “No. Do you know anything about Coleman stoves?”