Ted Rall for December 19, 1996
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One-size-fits- all holiday greeting Protestant: Merry Christmas Orthiodox: Man-I think we missed it. Woman-Loser! Jewish: Happy hanukkah! Catholic: Man-Merry Christmas. Woman-Nice hat. Agnostic: Man-um...hi. Woman- don't start believing! Buddhist: Man- see any movies lately? Woman: Quiet, materialist dog