Ted Rall for February 22, 1997
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The Purge Jane? She's outta here! Wow- I was so in love with Alicia... but she hasn't written me back in eight months. Oh, well... no more Alicia in my life! Man, I miss Ian. He was hilarious! Why doesn't he call me back anymore? The hell with him-he's off my Christmas card list. I'm cutting off Dale, Tom, Tina, Athena, and Amy. Barb and Fred are on probation. Outer-orbit friendships are stupid... all you really need is one true friend!