Ted Rall for July 06, 1997
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Hey kids! Unwanted pregnancy cramping your style? Relax! Just read our how-to guide to infanticide. Step 1: Check your stomach. Is it too many school lunches or is it a kid? Find out by touching your tum! Step 2: Talk fast! That's not a baby! It's an accessory let's go to bash mailboxes! Step 3: Forget the trash- dump that annoying kid in the river! Step 4: Cry 96 tears. It was society's fault! Give it a rest-you'll be outta juvie in a year.