Ted Rall for July 31, 1997
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Experts say 1.2% of Americans have had sex with a dog now.... dogs speak out! On romance: Many humans think tossing a bone under the sheets is seduction. Basically, they're right. On Dating: Call me a traditionalist. But people should always pay for their dogs. After all, dogs don't have money! On Commitment: (Man: I've met this really cute terrier and... er...) Fine! No prob! Maybe she won't mind dating someone without a nose! On Parenthood: (Man: Good news! I sold your puppies for $20 each!) Good job, now buy me some milk bones. On the aftermath: (Man: C'mon bring me a stick!) A fine way to treat an ex-lover!