Ted Rall for August 07, 1997
Transcript:
There was no conspiracy to assassinate JFK. There was no conspiracy to cover up U.F.O sightings. There was no conspiracy to keep the Iranian hostages on ice to get Regan elected. There was no conspiracy to sell crack to fund the contras. There was no conspiracy to cover up the bombing of TWA flight boo. There was no conspiracy to burn black churches. In fact, all these non-conspiracies are notable for their eerie similarities. And eventually we'll find the evil carte of people not responsible for all this- and leave them alone!