Ted Rall for September 15, 1997
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New Varieties of Sex diseases. Ear Warts. Man: Apparently I got them from someone who used a public phone before me. Genital Worms: Woman 1: ...they wrap around them, and eventually... Nasal Cysts: Woman 2: You wouldn't believe how hard it is to get dates! A.M.D.S. (Acquired muscle deterioration Syndrome) Man 2: During the next year your muscles will decay constantly- ultimately you will disintegrate into an amorphous mass of protoplasm. Man 3: What will they think of next?