Ted Rall for December 04, 1997
Transcript:
Ant 1: Hey, check it out! Man, I'm hungry! Ant 2: Yo, dumbass- you eat that crap, you're gonna drop dead! Ant 1: You are so damn square! A little free nutrition never hurt anyone. Ant 2: Yeah? Didn't you hear that more than a billion ants die every month from eating unapproved food? Ant 1: What if a bunch of pansies I want food now! Ant 2: Don't be such a sucker! Life is too precious to squander on short-term self gratification! Ant 1: Life is about risks! Mmmm... crunchy! Ant 2: You moron! Why'd you do that? Ant 1: Oh God, it hurts my damn thorax aflame... unghhh... Ant 2: Mmmm... idiots taste great...