Ted Rall for January 31, 1998
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Bill Clinton's dating tips. Always seduce a woman's mind before you seduce her body. (Bill Clinton: Hey, hun- wanna help put me on full alert status? Don't be afraid to show your sensitive side. (Bill Clinton: Hillary, please step outside until 11:24 it's time for my 11:09 slurp.) One-night stands are depressing. Make relationships last. (Bill Clinton: Not yet!) Use your imagination to keep the romance alive. (Bill Clinton: Yo, wanna watch?) If things don't work out, be gracious- stay friends. (Bill Clinton: Begone, whore of Babylon! Away, slut of Ronkonkoma!