Ted Rall for April 13, 1998
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Cartoon helper Man 1: Now what? Man 2: Well, I have you and wish you were dead. Man 1: Gosh, that's terrible! What can I do to improve myself! Man 2: Well, you could give me a pile of money... Man 1: Money means nothing to me, you can have it all. Man 2: Really? Man 1: Bet you never expected my awesome generosity, huh? Man 2: No not really. Man 1: So, what now? Man 2: i don't know. This conversation has clearly died a dogs death. Man 1: If there isn't anything else, I've really got to run. Man 2: There we go thanks!