Ted Rall for May 22, 1999
Transcript:
Man: I'm against gun control because you never know when we'll need them to protect against oppression, but it should be hard to get guns because America is nuts now. Woman: So you admit you're a right-wing gun nut! Man: I'm totally pro-choice, but any moron knows that life begins when the little wiggler fertilizes the egg. Woman: In other words, you're a woman. Hating pro-lifer. Man: We need to help the Kosovars, but this half-assed bombing war is stupid- let's do ground troops or nothing at all. Woman: Great- if it were up to you, those refugees would all be dead! Man: You're an idiot. Woman: Ha! Thanks for proving that you're too dumb to appreciate my thoughtful ambiguity.