Ted Rall for December 18, 1999
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Woman: Come have a drink with us! Man: Are you nuts?! I'm far too busy to waste time relaxing! Woman 2: Happy birthday! All your exes are waiting for you! Man: I'm deeply touched by the offer, but I'm too busy for sex! Man, I haven't slept in months- for a resting state in which I become relatively quiescent and unaware of the environment. Man 2: How about those knicks, huh? Man 1: You're dreaming! I'm too busy to watch sports! Man 3: Looks like rigor mortis. Man 4: Nah, just coma he's been too busy to eat! At some point later Man 1: Sorry I haven't called- I've just been too busy. Woman: Yeah, right.