Ted Rall for September 04, 2000
Transcript:
Finally, a chance for peace... leaders announce partition plan. After years of meaningless and tragic ethnic clashes. The world finally steps in to take bold action! (Man 1: Our peacekeepers are on the ground, and they have orders to shoot at the first sign of trouble. After peace talks fail, there's only one solution: partition. Naturally, there are disputes over who gets what. (Man 2: We're ok with living in the New York autonomous zone, but white people ought to be forced to take Brooklyn. But all's well in the world of Demographic engineering! (Man 3: I resent being classified as miscellaneous.) (Man 4: What kind of miscellaneous are you? I may have to shoot you.)