Ted Rall for September 09, 2000
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A bestiary of independent voters. The cloaked republican (Man 1: You've never voted for a democrat- but you call yourself independent?) (Woman: I always give Democrats a chance before I vote Republican!) The only issue that matters is Napster! What kind of world would it be if we had to respect copyright law at the price of free information?) (Man 2: Go away... go away...) The non-voter (Man 3: I'm so politically open-minded that all the options flood my brain until I can't think and I'm confused and then the election is over.) (Television: Coming up: More coverage of cool television execs!) The Militant Moron (Woman: I was leaning toward Bush until I saw that Gore and blitz... anyone willing to spend that much must really care!) (Man 4: That's crap! NBC and CNN have tons of bush spots!)