Ted Rall for November 30, 2000
Transcript:
2011: An election odyssey. Self-appointed president-elect George no-H W. Bush has announced his intent to eat his first meal as leader of the free-market world. (George Bush: Food tastes sweeter when you're having it ordered to the transition office.) Litigant pro tem Al Gore, however, has responded by filing a restraining order in district court to bar Bush from eating food unless he does so as a civilian. (Al Gore: ...and anything he does eat should be bland and free of scrumptiousness.) (Man: Vive l'amerique!) Bush has opted to take his case straight to the people. Meanwhile, Gore remains holed up. (George Bush: I wanted to take my first leak as president-elect, but Gore got the 4th district to order me to hold it. I ask you: Hasn't this gone on long enough? (Woman: I'm late for work.) Ultimately, the two factions agree to talk settlement (Man 2: We'll let you watch tv if you let us hang out at the mall.) (Man 3: No way! You can meet chicks at the mall!)