Ted Rall for March 15, 2001
Transcript:
How often has this happened to you? (Man 1: Nice jacket, loser.) (Man 2: Um... er.) Where is that snappy retort when you need it? Now you can prepare for life's little wars- with the snappy retort card! Every morning before work check that days' retort card and memorize its clever zinger... use it every time you need a diss! (Man 2: "Bite me, fat ass!") (Woman: Whoa- what can anyone say to that?) The snappy retort card: When civility won't do the job, we're here for you. (Man 3: ...cut 15%) (Man 2: Bite my fat ass!) (Man 4: Not "my" me!)