Ted Rall for February 05, 2002
Transcript:
George Bush: Fellow citizens, an axis of evil has unleashed a diabolical plot in its quest for global domination. The dark Lord Gornak's accursed legions of demons have united with the snake princess Cronella and her undead minions. Their plan damnation forever! Do not despair, loyal subjects! Even now I seek the Benediction of the oracle of nimlar... then not even the hellions of the fallen magician xanthusaman will steal our souls! Man 2: I didn't know Yale offered a major in comic books. George Bush: Have you heard back from the priestess of Nimlar?