Ted Rall for December 23, 2004

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If 70,000 Ohioans had voted for Kerry. Still reeling from defeat, Republicans are moving left. (George Bush: We thought we could win without the coasts, New England or industrial Midwest.) (Man 1: Idiot! That's where most Americans live!!) The cop must copy Democratic strategy. (Woman: More people care about values- peace, justice, freedom- than gaybashing.) (Man 2: What an eye-opener.) In congress, conservatives know they have to accept reality. (John Kerry: Socialized medicine is coming. Can I count you Republicans aboard?) (Man 3: You bet, Mr. President! We're not obstructionists!) All the party needs to do is quiet its dead-enders. (Man 4: But 48% of the country agrees with us.) (Woman 2: Quiet- Chief justice sharpton is being sworn in. Take notes!)