Ted Rall for April 23, 2005
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"Minutemen" vigilantes patrol the border because the government won't bother. Coming soon: More citizens take over for government! Healthcare: (Woman: So it's agreed. We all deduct $600 a month from our taxes and buy health insurance.) Education (Woman 2: Of course, evolution is only a "theory"-) (Man: Ignore this liar! Creationism is an idiotic sky-God myth!) The arts (Man 2: Our citizens committee is taking over the former national endowment for the arts. Please justify your grant for this... thing.) (Woman 3: A wrong answer means death.) (Man 3: Bye.) Intelligence (Man 4: No one knows whether Saddam has WMDs. All these articles quote is wild conjecture!) (Bush: My God- we'd be at war now if you hadn't sneaked past my guards!)