Ted Rall for May 14, 2005
Transcript:
The optimist. Man 1: Get out Man 2: I'll use my new extra time to get a better job! Woman: I no longer love you, if I ever did. Man 3: Great! Now I'll have time to meet someone better! Voice 1: Cool, now I don't need to worry about that stuff. Voice 2: Hey! You're dead. You're not thinking. Voice 3: Now I'll get an awesome job!