Ted Rall for March 03, 2008
Transcript:
John McCain: POW for life. A team of elite commandos hired by the McCain campaign launches a covert mission into Vietnam. John's body came home 35 years ago. But the gooks kept his brain! No wonder he's stuck in 1973. He thinks he's still a POW! People start to wonder about McCain's inability to see anything in non-military terms. I'll bomb 'em all to avoid restoring the estate tax! The clock is ticking! We're going in! At first, the mission goes well. McCain's brain is in a refrigerated vault at communist party HQ. Ba Dinh it is! 50,000 dong. But then - I feel oddly inspired by that dude's charisma. Obama! Stop him! Next: the tragic Hanoi power outrage of April 3-4, 1977.