Ted Rall for July 27, 2009
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Furries- peope who emulate anthropomorphized animal sexuality- have been displaced by the new "planties." (Man 1: That's sick!) (Woman: Moo! Er, meow.) Some planties dress up like their favorite plants at conventions. (Man 2: Is that an antler in your filament, or are you happy to see my pollen?) For others, plenty fandom is a 24-hour lifestyle. (Man 2: Who was my mom?) (Man 3: Sorry, son- we do it rhizoid style- asexuality.) It isn't an easy life, but planties soldier on. (Man 4: Lick my spores greeny!) (Man 5: Ignore the "herbescutors." man- we're the future!) Next: The weird, wonderful world of funges.