Ted Rall for March 08, 2013
March 06, 2013
March 11, 2013
Transcript:
Automatic cuts in the Federal Budget known as the sequester mean that the government won't be able to provide the usual level of services. An overview: 7.9% fewer killer drone strikes. (Voice: Nevermind.) (Voice 2: Back!) 5.3% less water per waterboarding session. (Voice 3: Ok, but this means just 5.3% less Bs intel. 5.8% less cavity searched by TSA airport security agents. (Man: Only go 944.2% of the way up! 7.9% fewer wars. (Man 2: Next year in Iran! 5.8 fewer meetings with the president for corporate CEOs. (Woman: You're only golfing with him holes 1-16.) 5.3% less help for the long-term jobless and foreclosure victims. (Man: What's 5.3% of zero?)
