Ted Rall for July 15, 2013
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The Pentagon has unveiled an incredibly strong and agile humanoid robot. Artificial intelligence experts call "Atlas" the birth of a new species: Robo Sapiens. The New York Times says they will serve as "Department Store Guides, assist the elderly with daily tasks or carry out nuclear power plant rescue operations. (Man: Perhaps you will find Rihanna's new scent "Rogue" to your liking Madam.) The Pentagon "Stressed that it was not interested in designing either offensive or defensive weapons systems. (Woman: The Pentagon, huh?) (Man: They said they'd never militarize drones, too)