Ted Rall for September 04, 2013
September 03, 2013
September 05, 2013
Transcript:
Ask big daddy: Credibility counts! Playground sidewall friends school Washington, DC. (Woman: Whatever, Sasha!) (Woman 2: I'll kill you!) That evening 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, DC. (Barack Obama: Sorry you had a bad day, hun. But there's something you have to do now.) (Woman: What's that, Daddy?) (Barack Obama: That mean girl crossed your red line. Your credibility is at stake. I know it's hard, but you're going to have to kill her.) "Do you have any friends? It's easier if you kill her as part of a coalition.) (Woman: But I'm not psycho.) (Barack Obama: Then ask your teachers for authorization. You can blame them for wussing out.)
