Ted Rall for February 14, 2014
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Transcript:
Gays! In the NFL?! New Orleans Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma asks: Imagine if he's the guy next to me and you know, I get dressed, naked taking a shower, the whole nine, and it just so happens he looks at me and how am I supposed to respond? First: Ask yourself am I starring in a gay porno but forgot? (But... no cameras) Is the guy gay looking at my junk? or is he straight admiring it? (Lint or STD?) Is he cute? As in, 4-margaritas-away-from-hetro flexible cute? If you punch the guy, will he clobber you? You're a football player. Can you honestly say you're surprised about this? (Tighten up that uniform fans are complaining that its saggy around your butt). Finally, seek out het-reinforcing female companionship. (Women don't know what its like- being sexually objectified!)
