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Pre-bored with Chelsea Clinton's pregnancy
Man: In my mind, I've already seen the annoying baby pictures, marveled at the hypocrisy of the fancy private school, read about the college romances and voted for- and then against- the adorable little scion.
The downside of 24/7 “news” outlets: 168 hours to fill, with something that will attract enough of the right viewers to merit advertising dollars.