International Artist Day. Our friend Chesney is a scam artist. I wonder if that counts?
National Greasy Foods Day
Chucky The Notorious Killer Doll Day
Sourest Day. I had to know if this was bout sour candy or about lemons or what. So I looked it up and found this:
“Sourest Day follows on the heels of Sweetest Day. This sourest day of the year is observed annually on October 25th. If life is giving you lemons or you feel like a grumpy Gus, this day is for you. Take your glass-half-full attitude and spread the joy er gloom. Smiles be banished! Replace them all with pouts and terrible frowns. Wallow in your petulant mood. Take sulking to new lows. Frown like a clown catching the midnight train outta town. Develop a harrumph worth trademarking. Scowl so foul that people will catch a whiff of it before they even see you. When walking by a skein of yarn, it should leap onto your brow already knitted. That’s just how sour you need to be on this day.”
Today is:
International Artist Day. Our friend Chesney is a scam artist. I wonder if that counts?
National Greasy Foods Day
Chucky The Notorious Killer Doll Day
Sourest Day. I had to know if this was bout sour candy or about lemons or what. So I looked it up and found this:
“Sourest Day follows on the heels of Sweetest Day. This sourest day of the year is observed annually on October 25th. If life is giving you lemons or you feel like a grumpy Gus, this day is for you. Take your glass-half-full attitude and spread the joy er gloom. Smiles be banished! Replace them all with pouts and terrible frowns. Wallow in your petulant mood. Take sulking to new lows. Frown like a clown catching the midnight train outta town. Develop a harrumph worth trademarking. Scowl so foul that people will catch a whiff of it before they even see you. When walking by a skein of yarn, it should leap onto your brow already knitted. That’s just how sour you need to be on this day.”