I tried to contribute to the menu today…I put a pan of sugar water on the stove ( hummer food, simmered for 6 min) I forgot to set the timer. Next thing the smoke alarm went off and I ran into the kitchen from my office, the house was filled with smoke. I didn’t even notice the pan on the stove. I ran outside and called the fire dept. When the fireman came out with the pan, now a topped with a black dome of death, I remembered. Upside, the fireman was really cute. And I’m an idiot.