Thatababy by Paul Trap for September 21, 2014

Transcript:

dad: i have a story for you...it's about when i was a kid at the grocery store with my mom and dad! while they shopped i snuck outside to be a do-gooder and collect all the shopping carts in the parking lot! it wasn't long until i had assembled a glorious, massive train of carts!! i lost my grip and the cart's rolled downhill, picking up speed and smashing into a station wagon with a stomach-twisting crunch!! i ran back into the store and pretended to read comic books until it was time to go! man: so that was you!!