Thatababy by Paul Trap for December 17, 2015
Transcript:
thatababy: t'was the night before 'star wars', and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse (droid). the children were nestled all snug in their beds, with lightsaber battles filling their heads. when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, a tie fighter crash-landed, causing womp rats to scatter. "i'm finn, here with tickets, so no need to shout when you discover tomorrow every show is sold out."
Who got the Star Wars shirts?