Thatababy by Paul Trap for December 25, 2015
December 24, 2015
December 26, 2015
Transcript:
santa: buddy! wake up! dad: santa? santa: listen, i'm running behind schedule, so i need you to assemble your kid's jungle gym! this'll make up for the time you gathered your neighbor's yard gnomes and sent them deep-sea diving in their backyard pool! dad: i was eight years old!!
My dad once had to wake up at 4 in the morning to build a trampoline for Christmas. I died laughing when I heard the story.