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Coworker: Bet you don't remember what sunday is
Brutus: Well as a matter of...
Coworker: It's Mother's day. Guess what I got for my wife
Brutus: See I ...
Coworker: A couple of nice fat filet mignons for her to cook up for us, that's what. Pretty thoughtful eh?
Better get used to sleeping on the couch!