The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 23, 1996
Transcript:
Brutus: Did you send away for that official major league baseball they offered on the back of the cereal box? Wilberforce: I sent a self-addressed envelope like it said. Brutus:And has the ball come yet? Wilberforce: No...the envelope keeps coming back to me!
Did you forget to put a stamp on your envelope? I think that might be the problem.