The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 14, 1998
Transcript:
Teacher: Class, I have graded the papers you wrote about what you did on your vacation! Teacher: Hattie, your paper, "The Day After Christmas At The Maul," was very good, but that isn't how to spell "mall"! Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Oh, yeah? You weren't there!