The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 19, 1999

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Wastrel: Spare a quarter, guv'nor? I need to call my broker! Mr. Veeblefester: Bah! Wastrel: Oh, well, no hard feelings! Let me offer you this old family blessing - may the road rise up to meet you... Wastrel As you trip and fall flat on your nose!