The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 21, 1999
Transcript:
Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Yo, Brutus! You've got a birthday comin' up, don't ya? Brutus: That's right - another year older! But you know what they say, the older the grape, the sweeter the wine! Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Yeah? I thought old grapes just shriveled up into raisins!