The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 06, 1999
Transcript:
Gladys: Think it might be time for you to go on a diet, dear? Brutus: Why do you say that? Gladys: Because you can't even look down and see your shoes! Brutus: I can so! Gladys: The only way you could see the shoes you're wearing is if you borrowed Bozo the Clown's!