The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 06, 2000
April 05, 2000
April 07, 2000
Transcript:
Judge: Wastrel Gravesite, have you ever attempted an honest vocation?
Wastrel: Hey, I was almost a judge once, myself!
Judge: You were almost a judge? And what prevented you, pray tell?
Wastrel: Who knew they'd do background checks?